I made a sex toy (well, sort of)

Because not all toys are created equal (and I found the one worth keeping).

I went on a date last night, and halfway through dinner, she looked at me and said, “You’re very sex-forward.”

“Am I?” I asked.

“Yes. Most people wouldn’t casually mention that their ex was a squirter on a first date.”

“Fair. I suppose they wouldn’t.”

But she’s right. I am sex forward. And there’s nothing wrong with that. We’d be a lot happier if we didn’t carry so much shame about our desires for sex, the kind of sex we want, or how often we want it.

Here’s the truth about me: I love sex and talking about it. It's fun, playful, and endlessly fascinating. Do it alone, with another person, or in a group setting. Be quick about it, or spend hours in tantric bliss (thanks, Sting!) Lights off, lights on. Chains, whips, toys, hot wax, or just yourself in bed.

Hello. One orgasm please. With extra squirt.

Whatever you're looking for, it's out there.

And as someone who talks about sex often, I get approached to sell sex toys all the time.

Something you should know about me that I suspect you already do is that I can't promote any product I don't stand behind or have used.

You won't see me pushing boner pills, weight loss supplements, or hair loss products because I don't use them. Or cheap sex toys.

Over the years, I’ve tried a handful of toys, but only two have stayed in my regular rotation: my metal cock ring and my glass wand. The cock ring is great for maintaining a firmer, fuller erection. But the wand? It’s the MVP—versatile, elegant, and highly effective for solo or partnered play.

The twig and berries fit in here.

And the person who sold it to me stopped supplying them years ago.

So when Jo and Viv, the gals at Girls Get Off, reached out to partner with me on a sex toy, I jumped at the opportunity to recreate it.

"Do you have a glass toys in your product line, and if not, why not?!"

"I don't know, do we need one?"

YES. YES. YES.

So, we found a supplier and ordered a custom color to match the branding at GGO. I'm stoked to present Elle, the double-ended glass wand.

My first sex toy!

OK, so, here's what I love about this toy:

It's simple and beautiful—you could leave it on your nightstand, and it wouldn't look out of place.

It's easy to clean and non-allergenic—wash it with hot water and soap or chuck it in the dishwasher. Easy peasy.

It’s sturdy AF—made of Pyrex, the same material as oven-safe bakeware. It's not delicate. It’s so tough that it even survived my friend’s house fire during the recent LA wildfires.

Nothing is too hot for Elle. Forged by fire to bring you pleasure.

It's fun—OK. Here's the real deal and why I love this toy: It's designed for prostate orgasm and g-spot stimulation. And it's great for solo or partner play. I use this to stimulate my prostate. While I haven't been able to achieve a prostate orgasm using it, I can experience some incredible sensations, and it's just a fun toy to play with. Google "prostate milking" sometime and have fun.

My female partners have loved it, too. The curve is great for g-spot stimulation and, under the right circumstances, can also help you squirt. Since it's a rigid toy, you have a lot of control over the amount of pressure you can apply to your g-spot or p-spot (the prostate, aka, the male g-spot).

I can’t guarantee that you’ll squirt using this toy, but there’s a chance you might. If you want to learn more about it in detail, here’s a podcast conversation we recorded about it. Listen here.

It's truly the toy for all bodies: his, hers, and theirs. Get one for yourself, your lover, and your friends.

Here are a few reviews from recent buyers:

Our first run of Elle is small-batch. Once they’re gone, we don’t know when (or if) we’ll restock. If you want one, now’s the time.

Trust me, this is the one toy you’ll keep. Get yours here.